Never Have I Ever.....

Thought I would hear a man tell me to "Mush it around in the diaper to look for the penny."

Nope. Never expected to hear those words.

Also never thought I would actually do it.

But, when your son decides to act like a slot machine and eat a penny, mushing through poop is just what you have to do.

I usually put my money in a slot and never see it again. My two year old human slot machine gave me a 100% return! And a few undigested peas to boot!

Maybe my luck is changing? A trip to Las Vegas may be needed.