Aww push it...push it REAL good

*WARNING* GRAPHIC MATERIAL FOLLOWS*



** YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED***



You are either a popper or not.

I am a popper. I LOVE zits, boils, abscesses and scabs.

I love to pick my own and even more disgustingly, other people's. Few things are as satisfying as squeezing a fat, juicy blackhead until a hard, greasy plug comes oozing out.

I get my hands on my husband as much as I can, but, he is relatively acne free. Even his back is clear of blackheads. It is a true disappointment. I should have married someone greasier.

I have, on more than one occasion, had to physically restrain my hands while standing behind someone at a theme park, or on line at WalMart. It always seems there is a luscious zit or gorgeous scab staring at me, begging me to pop, pull and pick it.

Considering I would likely be arrested for popping a zit on a stranger's back, I have abstained so far.

I do not know where this strange obsession came from. I am grossed out my most things. I gag at the sight of a hair in my food. I vomited every time I changed my newborn daughter's poop for the first two months of her life. Show me an ant hill with thousands of ants crawling around, and I will barf for days at the thought.

But, give me a crop of fat blackheads and I am in my own personal heaven.

Imagine my delight when I happened upon http://www.popthatzit.com/. I am not alone. The internet is FILLED with people just like me. People that get hot over an oozing scab or boil. The site is littered with pictures of acne, bacne, boils, cuts and scabs. I have seen a few pictures of faces that I would PAY money to get my hands on.

Looking at the site is my own version of surfing for porn. I am ashamed of my addiction. So ashamed that I look at it at night, when all the world is sleeping. If someone enters the room while I am enjoying the eye candy, I immediately close the page.

Go if you dare, but you have been warned, it is NOT for those who are grossed out easily.