Morbidly Sexy

After debating yesterday whether to just jump in the lake behind my house, today is looking up.

Joey had already scheduled the day off to take me to the hopsital, but I told him to just go to work.

Around 11am, I packed up the kids and took them to the YMCA down the street. They have a small 'Sprayground' where I can just sit in a foot of cool water and see the kids as they play.

For some reason, even though it was 184 degrees and sunny, there were very few people there. As I was sitting, I heard a male voice behind me. I turned and saw a DROP Dead gorgeous lifeguard standing there, smiling. We started talking about how stupid some parents are, letting their kids run around unsupervised. Before long, we were talking about music, movies and football. He was easily one of the best looking men I have seen in a LONG time. Tall, tan, gorgeous bulging muscles and the perfect face behind old school rainbow Oakley's.

Even though I was sitting,in a bathing suit, an angle that allows my fat rolls to cascade generously around my waistline, I felt sexy. A few times after our coversation stopped, he would start it again with a silly joke or opening line. I had quick daydreams of taking him into the locker room and teaching him a thing or two about loving a morbidly obese woman. But, I restrained.

As we were getting dried off and ready to leave, he yelled out" Have a great day! I'll be here all next week, hope to see you!" I waved and smiled.

I may be fat, but I am sexy. And he has NO idea what just talking to me did for my self-esteem today.

As I was walking to my car, I noticed a board with pictures of all the lifeguards, and short bios on them. Turns out my sexy suitor is named Jay, loves golf, 80's music and is really looking forward to starting his Senior year in August.




In High School.

Suddenly, I felt sexy AND creepy. He is 17! 17!!! I could be his MOM! God damn, they didn't make them like that when *I* was 17. And if they had, I certainly would have been the town whore.

Well, no matter. I quietly thanked myself for NOT trying to live out my locker room fantasy. I am quite certain Jay would have obliged, since I am MILF and all. But had I done it, I would be sitting in County lock-up right now, instead of writing this for your pleasure.

Fat is only part of who I am. Thanks, Jay. You made me feel like a woman again.

Joey will be home soon, and we have no plans. I think we will bring in chinese, even though for some reason, I am not hungry today at all. I have 4 loads of laundry to do before I go to sleep. Tomorrow we plan on getting up early and heading to Orlando for the day. The kids have been begging to go to Universal, we haven't been in a few months.
It's a big mountain to climb. I may need some help.