Well, slap my ass and call me Sally!

Since my head is obviously not big enough, I was in need of an ego boost.

I just got it!

A comment section poster, Shaun, said he found a link to my blog on NBC.COM. So I headed over there to find what all the hub-bub was about and HOLY CRAP! I am ON NBC.COM!

Seems my rant about The Black Donnellys yesterday found its way into the hands of a fellow fan and she posted about MY blog on THEIR message board.

Amazing how small the world really is. So now I have free advertising on NBC.com. Granted, it's a two post blurb on the bottom of a message board, but it's there! Thank you, HeatherHZ, whoever you are!

Now if my contact at Simon and Shuster would just call, I could buy a yacht or something fancy like that. I smell a six figure advance on a book in my future.

If you comment now, I promise a SIGNED copy of my first edition for free. I will never forget where I came from.

Who are you again??

So...Wednesday...hump day.

I did absolutely nothing productive today. I woke up late, made Lauren eat a Ziploc bag of Froot Loops on the way to school and left Anthony in the car, in his pajamas while I ran her inside. I hear mother of the year nominations are due next month- I am a guaranteed shoo-in.

I spent my day doing laundry, dishes, and cleaning a gelatinous substance of unknown origin off my kitchen floor.

By 4 O'clock, when Joey was due home in thirty minutes, I brushed my hair and put on pants. Hey! I have to look good for my man, I am, after all, his trophy wife.

Now it is creeping up on midnight, EST and I am sitting here feeling cheated. American Idol pissed me off. They must have taken a lesson from NBC on how to make me angry. I can just see the email now.

Dear Fox,
There is a raving, ranting lunatic out there. Her name is Cici. She is obsessed with television and can quote any movie from the 80's, VERBATIM. It's so much fun to annoy her, and we here at NBC are always thinking of new and exciting ways to do so.

We pulled her new favorite show off the air and the sparks flew! Boy! It was the highest of comedy. We have an idea for you: On American Idol this week, why not make her sit through TWO hours of telethon-like television so she can see Teri Hatcher (who looks suspiciously like Michael Jackson) shake her booty to 'Stayin Alive; then, at the very last minute, inform her that no one is being voted off tonight! She will go crazy! She will yell at the television, and blame her poor, innocent husband Joey.

We are planning on canceling ALL the Law & Order series' next, except for Criminal Intent, cause she really hates that one!

Have fun and enjoy torturing this crazy woman.
Sincerely,
The Ass Scratchers at NBC

I am going to sleep, I have an exciting day tomorrow. I MAY actually put on pants before lunch and brave WalMart.

Love,
Cici
Allaboutcici@gmail.com