Hey gang,
Sorry about the lack of posts this week. I could give you reasons why I have been MIA, such as I got a fabulous job or I am having a torrid affair with the pool guy; truth be told, I have nothing to say. Nothing exciting and interesting anyway. Life can get pretty boring being a stay at home mom.
Unless you find diapers, laundry, cat pee and frog hunting to be exciting, you'd be bored to tears by the week I had.
Let's talk just a minute about frogs. I HATE them. Yes, hate is a strong word, but appropriate here. They are slimy, creepy and always seem to be planning revenge. They have taken over our patio and I am in full on gross out mode.
Last night, while I was watching ER, a big fat white frog flung himself onto the sliding glass door. I swear the thing was a foot wide. I let out a scream that ultimately woke both kids. The sound was like fat people having sex, and the sight was not much better.
Kermit was exposing himself to me!
I told Joey that he needs to figure out a way to get rid of the frogs or I am never going outside again. Being a gentle, kind man, he could not think of a humane way to take care of our issue.
I suggested we call Doc Hopper.
On a completely separate, sarcastic and just plain bitchy note, I'd like to give a special shout-out to my reader in Homasassa Springs, Florida! Thanks for reading!
Have a great weekend!
Love,
Cici
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