Workin' At The Carwash

So. I went on the interview. After a forty minute interrogation about what I thought my biggest strengths and weakness' were and where I see myself in five years; I was offered the job on the spot. Of course I was, I'm Cici!

Truth be told, I have never gone to an interview and NOT been offered the job. I guess I have great interviewing skills?

So, I was offered the job and asked when I could start. I hemmed and hawed a bit here, and explained that my current child care arrangements or lack thereof were an issue.

It will be August before Lauren starts school and Anthony is allowed behind the locked doors of the WABTY* school.

No problem! We'll wait for you, we want you that much! Ok. So August 27th is my first day. How awesome is THAT? I just got eight weeks of vacation and I haven't even STARTED yet.

To add salt to margarita- the BASE salary is more than enough to satisfy me. And let us not forget monthly bonuses, etc. Funny, I was concerned about re-joining the work force somewhere around my LAST salary ( which was six years ago) and I was just given a FIFTY percent raise! Gotta love inflation.

So, there you have it folks, I will be a working class stiff in 2 months. I hope to keep up on this blog, as it's very therapeutic for me to get it all out.

So..what is annoying me today?

Anne Coulter, The Immigration Bill and snot.

Anne Coulter- Let me go on record here. I admire her moxie. She is a self-centered, arrogant bitch who has diarrhea of her oral orifice, and I LOVE IT. I am, quite possibly the POLAR opposite of Ms.Coulter when it comes to political, well, almost every view. She is an ultra-conservative right wing Republican, and I disagree with most everything she says. BUT, I do admire her big balls. In case you hadn't noticed, I speak my mind pretty freely, too. I call them as I see them, and say WHAT I want, about WHOM I want. Isn't America wonderful?

The Immigration Bill. I have two very different opinions on this subject. My first knee-jerk reaction is send them all back. Why should I pay taxes so THEY can have free medical care, tax free wages, and drivers licenses? If you sneak into MY Country in the dark of night illegally, you should be sent to prison, just like anyone who breaks the law here, not given rewards for your behavior.

On the other side. I live in Florida. If we send all of them back, I will starve to death. SOMEONE has to pick the fruits and vegetables.

So here is MY solution. Let them stay- but send them to Iraq. If you want to be a member of this country so badly, then show us you are willing to DIE for it. Serve a tour of duty, and when you return, we will place you in a job, and tax your wages.

Problem solved.

Next.

Snot- Why do kids makes so much of it? Every time I look at my neighbor's kid, he is either picking, wiping, rolling, flicking or eating. I am grossed out. Enough already!

Oh yeah! I wanted to touch quickly on a comment that ANONYMOUS left for my parents cruise post. I am sorry your dad died, you surely miss him terribly. I am sorry that he got cold hard stares for coughing his way across the country on his last trip. But, if you have been reading my blog for any amount of time you know that I am an equal opportunity offender. I offend everyone at some point- hell- I just offended about four different classes in this ONE post.

My post was not meant to harm YOU- I don't even KNOW someone named Anonymous!

Joey and I are taking the kids over to Orlando for the weekend. Disney in the summer with two kids- sadists, that's what we are.

Have a great weekend!

* We are better than you