Alive

Did you miss me?

After a few emails from curious readers, I decided to check in here. I could provide you with 100 excuses as to why I haven't written, but instead I will tell the truth.

I didn't think anyone was reading anymore. I KNOW my mom reads, but I talk to her 3 times a day, why should I have to write to HER? I KNOW Ginger reads, but, she already knows every good story I have to tell, so why bother?

I even got three random emails from unknown readers, asking my whereabouts, and I assumed they were from my mother and Ginger using fake email address. But- when I saw THIS posted on a message board, in regards to my location, I knew I had at LEAST 4 readers:

From the last blog we know that there is an injured finger. She got a massive raging infection in the finger from the ketchup while mistaking her finger for a french fry. The finger had to be amputated and she can't blog right now because she is in physical therapy learning how to use the bionic finger.

Ok. So I am a whiney little bitch. But, would YOU want to keep working if NO one appreciated you?

End rant.


I start my job in less than five weeks. FIVE WEEKS. I slept in my bed until 8:00 today, then dozed on the couch while the kids watched a video until 9:15. Five weeks from now, I will need to be showered, dressed and ready for a full day at 6:45.

This may not last long. I am good at cashing paychecks. Not so good at waking up early and spending my WHOLE day working. Damn Joey! Why couldn't you have gone for the PhD?!!

I am full of stories, and funny tidbits to share, but truth be told, my fingers feel weird today. I keep making typos and having to backspace. So, stories will be saved for another day.

I am going to see Hairspray tonight with Sara- isn't that interesting?