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I know it's unlike me to post TWICE in one day, but I just HAD to share this.


It's official. I am now a card carrying member of the fat girl club. How do I know this to be true?

I took the kids to McDonald's for lunch today. Lauren was begging me to open her Hello Kitty toy, Anthony had the look of 'I'm about to barf' on his face and then started the quiet dry heaves. I, like the pig that I am, was shoving french fries in my mouth 3 or 4 at a time so we could make a quick exit.

Wouldn't you KNOW I BIT MY OWN FINGER! Imagine it. You are holding 4 fries in all five of your fingers, you drag them through the blob of ketchup infront of you and shove them in your open pie hole. OUCH! I bit my middle finger so hard that my nail is turning BLUE.

The scarlett letter of fat girls.